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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.
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Running isn't a sport because anyone can do it. Anything we can all do can't be a sport. I can run, you can run. My mother can run, you don't see her on the cover of Sports Illustrated do you?
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Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.
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