Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind
George Carlin
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Producer
Humorist
Journalist
Manufacturer
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
New York City
New York
George Denis Patrick Carlin
World
Base
Religion
Evil
Kind
More quotes by George Carlin
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
George Carlin
If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?
George Carlin
I try not to see new comics - their acts or their films. Part of that is professional. I don't want to be influenced. But another part is fear and jealousy. I'm afraid to see how good they might be. I don't like that emotion, but it's part of me.
George Carlin
I think we’re part of a greater wisdom that we will ever understand a higher order, call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. It doesn’t punish, it doesn’t reward, it doesn’t judge at all. It just is.
George Carlin
I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. [And] I want to be known for what I do best.
George Carlin
The ritual was very important to me: cleaning the pot, rolling the pot.
George Carlin
Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer.
George Carlin
It's depressing to see blacks wanting to dive into the mainstream of American commercial life. They come from a magnificent African culture based on aesthetics, and they all want to become fort builders like the vicious people who originally enslaved them.
George Carlin
Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.
George Carlin
Have you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this. We don't mind using existing paths, but we rarely start new ones. Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn't lead anywhere
George Carlin
Whereas your blackness, ethnicity, homosexuality is something that might be genetic, I can't touch that, and I have no right.
George Carlin
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
George Carlin
I kind of like it when a lot of people die, and on the other hand I always wonder how many unused frequent-flier miles they had.
George Carlin
I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.
George Carlin
I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.
George Carlin
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
George Carlin
Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
George Carlin
A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.
George Carlin
I'm 63 now. But that's just 17 Celsius.
George Carlin
There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.
George Carlin
