Quote

I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took group photographs of all the criminals and lawbreakers in the Ronald Reagan administration.

George Carlin

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Producer
Humorist
Journalist
Manufacturer
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
New York City
New York
George Denis Patrick Carlin
Groups
Photographs
Seen
Criminals
Since
Administration
Funny
Photograph
Place
Group
Lawbreakers
Many
Havens
Reaganomics
Really
Haven
Ronald
People
Took
Reagan

More quotes by George Carlin

Image
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
George Carlin
Image
Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
George Carlin
Image
Life is not that complicated.
George Carlin
Image
I hope I'm beginning a new cycle of energy and creativity. If so, it'll really be my third career. The first was as a straight comic in the Sixties. The second was as a counterculture performer in the Seventies. The third will be...well, that's for others to judge.
George Carlin
Image
Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain, For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain. America, America, man sheds his waste on thee, And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.
George Carlin
Image
Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.
George Carlin
Image
One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
George Carlin
Image
Have you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this. We don't mind using existing paths, but we rarely start new ones. Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn't lead anywhere
George Carlin
Image
Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
George Carlin
Image
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
George Carlin
Image
Hitler never bothered with restaurant reservations he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.
George Carlin
Image
I just try to find targets I feel something about and express it my way.
George Carlin
Image
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
George Carlin
Image
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
George Carlin
Image
I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?
George Carlin
Image
The status quo sucks.
George Carlin
Image
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
Image
Pacifism is a nice idea but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast.
George Carlin
Image
I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.
George Carlin
Image
It's a keep your fingers crossed business, the entertainment business.
George Carlin