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More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason.
George Carlin
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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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We think in language. We think in words. Language is the landscape of thought.
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Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. [WHAM! CRUNCH!] Look, they nearly missed! Yes, but not quite.
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When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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That's the whole meaning of life, isn't it? Trying to find a place for your stuff.
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My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.
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When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts. Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.
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I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.
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I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.
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I simply decided that dope wasn't worth the ritual.
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One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'.
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I'm certainly a skeptic. I always quibble with people.
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Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.
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Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
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I just try to find targets I feel something about and express it my way.
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The keys to America: The cross, the brew, the dollar, and the gun.
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