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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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I believe my first duty is to survive. And I'm not just talking about criminals coming into my home. I once seriously considered getting a gun to protect myself from the police. If I need a weapon to continue living, I'll get one. And I'll use it.
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I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.
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When people say “clean as a whistle”, they forget that a whistle is full of spit.
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Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They dropped bombs on people, but...they had a golf course.
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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
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It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.
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With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.
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The next time a prostitute solicits your business, ask for the clergyman's rate.
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No one is more himself than the moment when he's laughing at a joke. It's at those moments that people's defenses go down, and that's when you can slip in a good idea.
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Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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I do something about the weather. I stay home.
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In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don't know.' What isn't generally understood is that it's the same people in every poll.
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Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.
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Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. But I'm not in a league with Lenny [Bruce], certainly not in terms of social commentary.
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Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.
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Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain, For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain. America, America, man sheds his waste on thee, And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.
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