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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.
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I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking. 'Aw, he's a comedian. He's just sayin' that stuff.' Good. That's exactly what I want you to think.
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Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.
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At 68 I'm every age I ever was. I always think of that. I'm not just 68. I'm also 55 and 21 and three. Oh especially three.
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Catholic school gave me the tools to reject the very religion they wanted me to have. They taught me how to think for myself and to be independent.
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When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.
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People always tell me Have a nice day. Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
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That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
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You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
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Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
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