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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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Self-expression is a hallmark of an artist, of art, to get something off one's chest, to sing one's song. So that element is present in all art. It is the key to even standing up and saying, Hey, listen to me. Self-expression can be based on looking at the world and making observations about it.
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Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
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What occurs as you age is an accumulation of information, data, knowledge, and what I'm going to call the matrix of the mind. There's just a rich, textured, field of information and impressions that have been all networked by the brain.
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All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another
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Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.
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When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion... Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do.
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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
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The secret of success is doing something you love, doing it well and being recognized for it
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When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
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Life is a series of dogs.
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Nothing you see on the Internet is mine unless it comes from one of my albums, books, HBO specials, or appeared on my website.
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How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
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It's a keep your fingers crossed business, the entertainment business.
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Writing is really wonderful art. A lot of this is discovery. A lot of things are lying around waiting to be discovered and that's our job as writers is to just notice them and bring them to life.
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Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
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It seems to me like a perversion of talent for an artist of any kind to further the corporate structure of America or the personal interests of the morons and thieves who run it.
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I'm in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn't include malignant tumors.
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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.
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