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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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I gravitated toward being a funny guy. I liked the radio comedians. I lived in the Golden Age of radio, and the Golden Age of television came along when I was still in my early teens.
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No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
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If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. - The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. - Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans.
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The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.
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Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.
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Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.
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All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World peasants are poor they will send us drugs, and as long as we are empty we will ask for this little plant.
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The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
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I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.
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Sometimes when I'm told to use my own discretion, if no one is looking I'll use someone else's. But I always put it back.
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The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.
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The women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.
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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
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It seems to me like a perversion of talent for an artist of any kind to further the corporate structure of America or the personal interests of the morons and thieves who run it.
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And speaking of sex, the Immaculate Conception does not mean Jesus was conceived in the absence of sex. It means Mary was conceived without Original Sin. That's all it has ever meant. And according to the tabloids, Mary is apparently the only one who can make such a claim. The Jesus thing is called virgin birth.
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Anger is a handy term and words are tricky, as we know. What one man perceives as anger, another person - in my case the deliverer of material - is, Don't you see it, don't you see how badly you're doing? It's like shaking a child - which you're not supposed to do.
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Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.
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When people asked me, Do you get high to go onstage? I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning. Going onstage had nothing to do with it.
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Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.
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