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Surround yourself with what you love.

George Carlin

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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
Actor
Comedian
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Film Actor
Film Producer
Humorist
Journalist
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Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
New York City
New York
George Denis Patrick Carlin
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I'm sure Hitler was great with his family.
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I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. But I'm not in a league with Lenny [Bruce], certainly not in terms of social commentary.
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Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.
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You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
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I always knew I could hold people's attention and make them laugh every 30 or 40 seconds, and I got approval and attention for that, so the behavior was reinforced. Later, that became an important skill on the street corner.
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To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
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I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.
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The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.
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At 68 I'm every age I ever was. I always think of that. I'm not just 68. I'm also 55 and 21 and three. Oh especially three.
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It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.
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I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea.
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Property is theft. Nobody owns anything. When you die, it all stays here.
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When it comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion.
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Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.
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I respect animals. I have more sympathy for an injured or dead animal than I do for an injured or dead human being, because human beings participate and cooperate in their own undoing. Animals are completely innocent. There are no innocent human beings.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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