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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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And speaking of sex, the Immaculate Conception does not mean Jesus was conceived in the absence of sex. It means Mary was conceived without Original Sin. That's all it has ever meant. And according to the tabloids, Mary is apparently the only one who can make such a claim. The Jesus thing is called virgin birth.
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If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
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Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.
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If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I’m left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can’t quite remember.
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What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.
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I think there's a little more attention to human needs than to property rights. But I don't think much of political activism. It's so shortsighted. Most people are interested in their own personal comfort. I've said that about environmentalists. I think they care about bike paths and places to park their Volvos, not the planet as an abstraction.
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If drumsticks are for playing drums, you would think that breadsticks would be for playing bread, wouldn't you? Would you like some breadsticks? No, thank you, I don't play bread. I play drums. Perhaps I'll have a drum roll.
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It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.
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I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.
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Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.
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The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.
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How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?
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I profess no belief in God, which by definition is true, especially if we take the accepted definition of God. But to be an atheist is to also have a belief, and have a system, and I don't know that I like that either.
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First I was a mimic. Practically from the moment I began talking, I did impersonations of the people in my neighborhood - the storekeepers, the policemen, my teachers.
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If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed.
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