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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Lenny Bruce genius was the unique ability to investigate hypocrisy and expose social inequities in a street rap that was really a form of poetry.
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I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.
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If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms.
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
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Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.
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People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.
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As powerful as anyone may claim God to be, somehow he always needs money.
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And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough?
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There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
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In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.
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In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.
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hard work is a misleading term. physical effort & long hours do not constitute hard work. hard work is when someone pays you to do something you'd rather not be doing. anytime you'd rather be doing something other than the thing you're doing...you're doing hard work.
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That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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There are battered husbands. Apparently this happens when the woman is real big, the man is very small, and they each drink a quart of whiskey a day.
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I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
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I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough up small pieces of lung.'... And 'Warning!! Alcohol will turn you into the same jerk your father was.'
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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