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Cancer research is a growth industry.

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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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The future will soon be a thing of the past.
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When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.
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Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.
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We think in language. We think in words. Language is the landscape of thought.
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If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.
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