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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
George Carlin
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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.
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Pacifism is a nice idea but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast.
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Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.
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With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.
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Have you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this. We don't mind using existing paths, but we rarely start new ones. Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn't lead anywhere
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
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When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.
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Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.
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Rhetoric paints with a broad brush.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
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Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to pare compare clothing.
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When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.
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Life is a zero sum game.
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I don't have hobbies hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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People always tell me Have a nice day. Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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