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Everyone smiles in the same language.
George Carlin
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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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One of the interesting things about outsidership is that underneath it there's a longing to belong. I just wish the thing I refused to belong to - the species, Western capital culture - was a little more respectable. My one true relaxation is my flotation tank, in which I can either meditate or just drift off.
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They're only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth.
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You never see a smiling runner.
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I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.
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hard work is a misleading term. physical effort & long hours do not constitute hard work. hard work is when someone pays you to do something you'd rather not be doing. anytime you'd rather be doing something other than the thing you're doing...you're doing hard work.
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No one is more himself than the moment when he's laughing at a joke. It's at those moments that people's defenses go down, and that's when you can slip in a good idea.
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When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.
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Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.
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I always knew I could hold people's attention and make them laugh every 30 or 40 seconds, and I got approval and attention for that, so the behavior was reinforced. Later, that became an important skill on the street corner.
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That's the whole meaning of life, isn't it? Trying to find a place for your stuff.
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I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.
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The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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