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Everyone smiles in the same language.

George Carlin

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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
Actor
Comedian
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Film Actor
Film Producer
Humorist
Journalist
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Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
New York City
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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Everyone
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Baby boomers helped me a great deal in my career. They launched me. They were there for me to sing my song to. And I'm not saying I'm better than anyone, but I think they turned that anti-authority baby boom mentality into their own enemy. Now I identify very closely with their children.
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I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.
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Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away... and you don't know what time it is?
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I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loath and despise the groups they identify or belong to.
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Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer.
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No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I’m left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can’t quite remember.
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Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.
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