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Tits always look better in a pink sweater.
George Carlin
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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.
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Nothing rectifies out-of-control market failures like a healthy dose of government intervention and mountains of bureaucracy.
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There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them. But he loves you.
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President George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.
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By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.
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I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.
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Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer.
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I believe my first duty is to survive. And I'm not just talking about criminals coming into my home. I once seriously considered getting a gun to protect myself from the police. If I need a weapon to continue living, I'll get one. And I'll use it.
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Praying is begging for an unseen deity to alter the laws of nature for someone admittedly unworthy.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them!
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There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi.
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