Quote

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.

George Carlin

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Producer
Humorist
Journalist
Manufacturer
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
New York City
New York
George Denis Patrick Carlin
People
Bullied
Bullying
Desperate
Usually
Philosophy
Care
Think
Thinking

More quotes by George Carlin

Image
I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
George Carlin
Image
All music is the blues. All of it.
George Carlin
Image
They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them!
George Carlin
Image
What I hated most was seeing those priests and brothers getting so much pleasure out of inflicting pain. I wondered what was wrong with them.
George Carlin
Image
Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put it away, you feel thrifty and intelligent: 'I'm saving food!' Then a month later when blue hair is growing out of the ham, and you throw it away, you feel really intelligent: 'I'm saving my life!'
George Carlin
Image
What year did Jesus think it was?
George Carlin
Image
The status quo sucks.
George Carlin
Image
I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.
George Carlin
Image
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
Image
Running isn't a sport because anyone can do it. Anything we can all do can't be a sport. I can run, you can run. My mother can run, you don't see her on the cover of Sports Illustrated do you?
George Carlin
Image
I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.
George Carlin
Image
Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out on the weekend and kill several of them for amusement.
George Carlin
Image
There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!
George Carlin
Image
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
George Carlin
Image
If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?
George Carlin
Image
I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
George Carlin
Image
As powerful as anyone may claim God to be, somehow he always needs money.
George Carlin
Image
A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.
George Carlin
Image
In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.
George Carlin
Image
God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
George Carlin