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Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Street Artist
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New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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