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Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
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When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
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The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
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In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that, the rest is easy.
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And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
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I'm onstage for an hour.I do an hour of stand-up. Actually, I do 10 minutes standing up and 50 minutes sitting in a chair. Oh, occasionally, I stand up again to do a dance or put over a song. But mostly I sit down. A great invention, sitting down.
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I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.
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