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Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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New York City
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Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
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Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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