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Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.

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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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New York City
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Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.
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As long as you're working, you stay young.
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Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
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Say Goodnight Gracie.
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
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When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.
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None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.
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Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
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Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
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And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
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When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
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Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.
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It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
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