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When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
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Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Life's but a day at most.
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If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.
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Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .
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I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.
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I get a standing ovation just standing
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None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.
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Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
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Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.
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Say Goodnight Gracie.
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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
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I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
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There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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