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There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
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When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
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Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
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If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.
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None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.
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It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
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Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
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I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.
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My major contribution to the format was to suggest that I be able to step out of the plot and speak directly to the audience, and then be able to go right back into the action. That was an original idea of mine I know it was because I originally stole it from Thornton Wilder's play Our Town.
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When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame.
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Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .
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I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.
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Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
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There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.
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