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There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.
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None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.
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Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
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Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
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I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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