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There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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New York City
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Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
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I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.
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Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .
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I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.
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A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.
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I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
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If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.
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If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
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Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
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When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.
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