Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.
George Burns
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Street Artist
Television Actor
Writer
New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
Funny
Stayed
Much
Opera
Made
Contribution
Life
Humorous
World
Majors
Major
Later
Though
More quotes by George Burns
Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
George Burns
And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
George Burns
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
George Burns
Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.
George Burns
With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
George Burns
There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.
George Burns
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
George Burns
Say Goodnight Gracie.
George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns
When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
George Burns
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
George Burns
I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.
George Burns
Let me get one thing straight I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.
George Burns
When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
George Burns
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
George Burns
I get a standing ovation just standing
George Burns
My major contribution to the format was to suggest that I be able to step out of the plot and speak directly to the audience, and then be able to go right back into the action. That was an original idea of mine I know it was because I originally stole it from Thornton Wilder's play Our Town.
George Burns
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
George Burns