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Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
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Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
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Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
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I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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I get a standing ovation just standing
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She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
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It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.
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There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.
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There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.
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It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
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When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
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Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
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Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
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If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
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The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
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What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
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