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I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.

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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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New York City
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Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
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I'm onstage for an hour.I do an hour of stand-up. Actually, I do 10 minutes standing up and 50 minutes sitting in a chair. Oh, occasionally, I stand up again to do a dance or put over a song. But mostly I sit down. A great invention, sitting down.
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I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
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It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
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I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Let me get one thing straight I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.
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I did go to school - my kind of school. When I was a kid I went out ... and you meet people. You talk to them. Anybody says something that makes sense, it stays with you, rubs off on you. That kind of school.
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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
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She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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