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Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!

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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Street Artist
Television Actor
Writer
New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
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Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.
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When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.
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Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
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I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.
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It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
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And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
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