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The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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New York City
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Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
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Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
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There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.
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If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.
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I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
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In those days the best painkiller was ice it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
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Let me get one thing straight I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.
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I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that, the rest is easy.
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My major contribution to the format was to suggest that I be able to step out of the plot and speak directly to the audience, and then be able to go right back into the action. That was an original idea of mine I know it was because I originally stole it from Thornton Wilder's play Our Town.
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And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
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Say Goodnight Gracie.
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I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
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She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
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If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
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