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The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.
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As long as you're working, you stay young.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
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When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
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And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
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Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.
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A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
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In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.
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If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
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