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The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
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Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
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I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.
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Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
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