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Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Street Artist
Television Actor
Writer
New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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Bridge
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Bridges
Men
Husband
Boys
Game
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Husbands
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Wives

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