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Life's but a day at most.

George Burns

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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Street Artist
Television Actor
Writer
New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
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I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
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None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
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Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
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What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.
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In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that, the rest is easy.
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If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
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I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.
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When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
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With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
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Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
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Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
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I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.
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She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.
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Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
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