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Life's but a day at most.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
Actor
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Film Actor
Street Artist
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New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
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I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
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Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
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What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
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I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
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When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
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In those days the best painkiller was ice it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
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I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.
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If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.
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Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
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How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
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When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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