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Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.
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Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
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What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.
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It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
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Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
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And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
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If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
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At my age flowers scare me.
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As long as you're working, you stay young.
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How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
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There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.
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When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
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If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.
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In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that, the rest is easy.
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