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Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
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Life's but a day at most.
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Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
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When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
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There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.
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Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
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Let me get one thing straight I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.
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When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame.
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
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How can I die? I'm booked.
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.
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