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Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
Actor
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New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
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I'm onstage for an hour.I do an hour of stand-up. Actually, I do 10 minutes standing up and 50 minutes sitting in a chair. Oh, occasionally, I stand up again to do a dance or put over a song. But mostly I sit down. A great invention, sitting down.
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Let me get one thing straight I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.
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When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.
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Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
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My major contribution to the format was to suggest that I be able to step out of the plot and speak directly to the audience, and then be able to go right back into the action. That was an original idea of mine I know it was because I originally stole it from Thornton Wilder's play Our Town.
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It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.
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A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
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If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
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