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Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
Actor
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Street Artist
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New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.
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Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
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Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
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I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
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Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.
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I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
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Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.
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I've been a straight man for so many years that from force of habit I repeat everything. I went out fishing with a fellow the other day and he fell overboard. He yelled, Help! Help! Help! so I said, Help? Help? Help? And while I was waiting for him to get his laugh, he drowned.
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Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.
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