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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Street Artist
Television Actor
Writer
New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.
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In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that, the rest is easy.
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Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
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None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.
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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
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I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.
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I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
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Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.
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As long as you're working, you stay young.
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It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.
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It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
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Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
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A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
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