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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Street Artist
Television Actor
Writer
New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Life's but a day at most.
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Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
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Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
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I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.
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Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
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It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
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Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .
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There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
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With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
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I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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