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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
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When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame.
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I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.
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I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.
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She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.
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There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.
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Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
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Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
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It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.
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Say Goodnight Gracie.
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I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
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Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.
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