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At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
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I did go to school - my kind of school. When I was a kid I went out ... and you meet people. You talk to them. Anybody says something that makes sense, it stays with you, rubs off on you. That kind of school.
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I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.
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I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
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Say Goodnight Gracie.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
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The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
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What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.
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If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
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Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.
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Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I get a standing ovation just standing
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