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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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George N. Burns
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More quotes by George Burns
There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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As long as you're working, you stay young.
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In those days the best painkiller was ice it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
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When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
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When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
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How can I die? I'm booked.
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And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
George Burns
It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.
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Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
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If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
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When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame.
George Burns
I'd rather be over the hill than under it.
George Burns
Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.
George Burns
She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.
George Burns
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
George Burns
None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.
George Burns
