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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
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I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.
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Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.
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In those days the best painkiller was ice it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
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Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
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I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
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I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
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There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.
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As long as you're working, you stay young.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
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When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
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Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
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A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.
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My major contribution to the format was to suggest that I be able to step out of the plot and speak directly to the audience, and then be able to go right back into the action. That was an original idea of mine I know it was because I originally stole it from Thornton Wilder's play Our Town.
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I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.
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