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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
Actor
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Film Actor
Street Artist
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New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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I'd rather be over the hill than under it.
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It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
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As long as you're working, you stay young.
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I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.
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