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George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
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New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
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When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
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Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
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If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.
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How can I die? I'm booked.
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.
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If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
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Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
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The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
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I'm onstage for an hour.I do an hour of stand-up. Actually, I do 10 minutes standing up and 50 minutes sitting in a chair. Oh, occasionally, I stand up again to do a dance or put over a song. But mostly I sit down. A great invention, sitting down.
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