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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns
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George Burns
Age: 100 †
Born: 1896
Born: January 20
Died: 1996
Died: March 9
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Street Artist
Television Actor
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New York City
New York
Nathan Birnbaum
George N. Burns
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
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She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.
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A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.
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Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
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When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
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Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
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Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
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The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
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I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.
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It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I'm onstage for an hour.I do an hour of stand-up. Actually, I do 10 minutes standing up and 50 minutes sitting in a chair. Oh, occasionally, I stand up again to do a dance or put over a song. But mostly I sit down. A great invention, sitting down.
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If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.
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Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.
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Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
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