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Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.

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George Ade
Age: 78 †
Born: 1866
Born: February 7
Died: 1944
Died: May 16
Film Director
Humorist
Journalist
Novelist
Playwright
Reporter
Screenwriter
Writer
Kentland
Indiana
Trying
Account
Accounts
Moral
Anything

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One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.
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In uplifting, get underneath.
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Always interline a contract before signing it, merely to impress the Party of the First Part. The one who puts his signature to Articles of Agreement drawn up by the other fellow is establishing a dangerous precedent.
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She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
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One smell of brimstone makes the whole world kin.
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If you have to be burned at the stake, be a good fellow and collect your own fire-wood.
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Adversity often hatches out the true nobility of character.
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Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.
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Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!
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Never pretend to have money except when you are in straits. The poor man who pretends to have a bank account betters his credit and takes no risk. But the prosperous individual who counts his money in the street, forthwith will be invited to attend a charity bazaar.
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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
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A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
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A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
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