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Nothing is Improbable until it moves into the Past Tense.

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George Ade
Age: 78 †
Born: 1866
Born: February 7
Died: 1944
Died: May 16
Film Director
Humorist
Journalist
Novelist
Playwright
Reporter
Screenwriter
Writer
Kentland
Indiana
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Moving
Past
Nothing
Time
Improbable
Tense

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Every Man is the Architect of his own Fortunes, but the Neighbours superintend the Construction.
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Always interline a contract before signing it, merely to impress the Party of the First Part. The one who puts his signature to Articles of Agreement drawn up by the other fellow is establishing a dangerous precedent.
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The serpent is helpless unless he finds an apple to work with.
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In uplifting, get underneath.
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The only city people are those born so.
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Never pretend to have money except when you are in straits. The poor man who pretends to have a bank account betters his credit and takes no risk. But the prosperous individual who counts his money in the street, forthwith will be invited to attend a charity bazaar.
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If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
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Only the more Rugged Mortals should attempt to Keep Up on Current Literature.
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A rolling stone gathers no moss and therefore will not be derided as a moss-back. Roll as much as possible.
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If a man does not go about his work with enthusiasm, it means that he has not yet found a work that he likes. Every mortal is a busy bee when he comes to the task that Destiny has set aside for him.
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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
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Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.
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It isn't how long you stick around but what you put over while you are here.
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Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!
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Adversity often hatches out the true nobility of character.
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Moral: It all depends.
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