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Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
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Georg C. Lichtenberg
Age: 56 †
Born: 1742
Born: July 1
Died: 1799
Died: February 24
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After all, is our idea of God anything more than personified incomprehensibility?
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The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter.
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Diogenes, filthily attired, paced across the splendid carpets in Plato's dwelling. Thus, said he, do I trample on the pride of Plato. Yes, Plato replied, but only with another kind of pride.
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We are obliged to regard many of our original minds as crazy at least until we have become as clever as they are.
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